Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Zach Galifianakis Quotes: There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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Zach Galifianakis Quote: We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
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Quotes about Zach Galifianakis: I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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Quote about Zach Galifianakis: I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called
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Zach Galifianakis Sayings: Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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Zach Galifianakis Saying: When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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Sayings about Zach Galifianakis: I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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Saying about Zach Galifianakis: My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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Zach Galifianakis Quotes: I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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