Tracy Morgan Quotes

Tracy Morgan Quotes: Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
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Tracy Morgan Quote: Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.
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Quotes about Tracy Morgan: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Quote about Tracy Morgan: And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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Tracy Morgan Sayings: My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.
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Tracy Morgan Saying: They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.
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Sayings about Tracy Morgan: I would love to try action films.
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Saying about Tracy Morgan: I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
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Tracy Morgan Quotes: My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.
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Tracy Morgan Quote: I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
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Quotes about Tracy Morgan: I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.
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Quote about Tracy Morgan: I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.
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Tracy Morgan Sayings: I'm not really struggling about my career. The struggles are in my personal life. I can't really pinpoint how long it took me to get where I'm at, and I didn't care how long it was going to take, because it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
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