Stephan Pastis Quotes

Stephan Pastis Quotes: I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.
Send Quote
Stephan Pastis Quote: When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more than four hundred students in them. I almost always sat in the far back of the auditorium so I could read the newspaper. I remember that I stayed late one day to ask the professor a question, and when I got up to him, all I could think to myself was, 'So this is what the professor looks like.
Send Quote
Quotes about Stephan Pastis: I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.
Send Quote