Scott Adams Quotes

Scott Adams Quotes: If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.
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Scott Adams Quote: I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
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Quotes about Scott Adams: As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.
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Quote about Scott Adams: Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately.
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Scott Adams Sayings: Computers and rocket ships are examples of invention, not of understanding. ... All that is needed to build machines is the knowledge that when one thing happens, another thing happens as a result. It's an accumulation of simple patterns. A dog can learn patterns. There is no
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Scott Adams Saying: Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
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Sayings about Scott Adams: Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.
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Saying about Scott Adams: Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore, a supreme being must be in our future, not our origin. What if
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Scott Adams Quotes: I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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Scott Adams Quote: To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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Quotes about Scott Adams: For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
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Quote about Scott Adams: It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.
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Scott Adams Sayings: I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
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Scott Adams Saying: Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
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Sayings about Scott Adams: Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.
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Saying about Scott Adams: If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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Scott Adams Quotes: Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
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Scott Adams Quote: It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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