Roseanne Barr Quotes

Roseanne Barr Quotes: A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
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Roseanne Barr Quote: I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.
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Quotes about Roseanne Barr: My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.
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Quote about Roseanne Barr: I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.
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Roseanne Barr Sayings: Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
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Roseanne Barr Saying: The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.
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Sayings about Roseanne Barr: When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and he said a prayer for me but nothing happened. The second day she called the Mormons, and they said a prayer for me and my face was healed, so my whole life was going around as a Jew who was giving talks in Mormon churches about being healed by the Mormons.
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Saying about Roseanne Barr: I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
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Roseanne Barr Quotes: my parents ... had decided early on that all of the problems in my family had somehow to do with me. All roads led to Roseyville, a messy, chaotic town where, as parents, they were required to visit, but could never get out of quick enough or find a decent parking place.
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Roseanne Barr Quote: The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!
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Quotes about Roseanne Barr: I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble with.
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Quote about Roseanne Barr: After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.
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Roseanne Barr Sayings: Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.
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Roseanne Barr Saying: Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
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Sayings about Roseanne Barr: I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
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Saying about Roseanne Barr: Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.
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Roseanne Barr Quotes: The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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Roseanne Barr Quote: Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
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