Ron White Quotes

Ron White Quotes: I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Ron White Quote: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.
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Quotes about Ron White: I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Quote about Ron White: The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do something else. Because you'll never get here. Never. The odds are so bad. Because not only do you have to be a really, really strong comedian but you also have to be lucky. And most people don't get that combination.
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Ron White Sayings: You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
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Ron White Saying: The arresting officer-who I had literally known all my life, you know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people. We've met. Anyway, at the station, he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass and said,
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Sayings about Ron White: There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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