Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes: Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.
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Robin Williams Quote: Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, 'It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.'
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Quotes about Robin Williams: Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.
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Quote about Robin Williams: We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
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Robin Williams Sayings: How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.
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Robin Williams Saying: Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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Sayings about Robin Williams: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Saying about Robin Williams: Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.
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Robin Williams Quotes: Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
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Robin Williams Quote: Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own envelope. For Lance, the person pushing him is him. The only person he's competing with, I think, is himself. To push that limit to the next step. There's a lot to learn from him. Lots.
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Quotes about Robin Williams: Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go...
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Quote about Robin Williams: We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
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Robin Williams Sayings: Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said,
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Robin Williams Saying: Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
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Sayings about Robin Williams: And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!
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Saying about Robin Williams: There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying,
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Robin Williams Quotes: You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!
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Robin Williams Quote: I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.
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