Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner Quotes: Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
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Rita Rudner Quote: Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
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Quotes about Rita Rudner: I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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Quote about Rita Rudner: We live in Los Angeles, where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career is going.
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Rita Rudner Sayings: I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.
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Rita Rudner Saying: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Sayings about Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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Saying about Rita Rudner: Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example:
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Rita Rudner Quotes: My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
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Rita Rudner Quote: Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
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Quotes about Rita Rudner: Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.
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