Red Skelton Quotes

Red Skelton Quotes: I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
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Red Skelton Quote: I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
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Quotes about Red Skelton: There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
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Quote about Red Skelton: Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
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Red Skelton Sayings: Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
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Red Skelton Saying: It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
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Sayings about Red Skelton: Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
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