Ray Romano Quotes

Ray Romano Quotes: Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.
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Ray Romano Quote: If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.
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Quotes about Ray Romano: Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.
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Quote about Ray Romano: My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.
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Ray Romano Sayings: I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.
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Ray Romano Saying: I have this mistress: show business.
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Sayings about Ray Romano: Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
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Saying about Ray Romano: The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.
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Ray Romano Quotes: I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
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Ray Romano Quote: You know, a TV show is a slow build.
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Quotes about Ray Romano: Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
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Quote about Ray Romano: I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.
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Ray Romano Sayings: I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
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Ray Romano Saying: I had a very Italian house - the
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Sayings about Ray Romano: The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.
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Saying about Ray Romano: My career has been my craziest adventure.
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