Nick Offerman Quotes

Nick Offerman Quotes: I don't get nominated, and I have to say, I've probably gotten the greatest mass of press in my life through not getting nominated. It's definitely been a winning situation as far as I'm concerned.
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Nick Offerman Quote: When I [first] went to university, I was doing foreign languages, because I had done them since I was 13 years old. I had done French and German. I picked up Italian, just sort of blasted through the exams, [and then] took off overseas, because I wanted to be an actor. I thought,
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Quotes about Nick Offerman: I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.
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Quote about Nick Offerman: I learned in my early years in the theater that I would never become the guy on top. I'll never create a show; I don't have a brain expansive enough to see the whole picture, in a way that would behoove anyone.
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Nick Offerman Sayings: My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself.
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Nick Offerman Saying: When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career.
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Sayings about Nick Offerman: I never went too long without a job. The problem was a lot of the early jobs are almost more demoralizing than unemployment.
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Saying about Nick Offerman: I always drastically changed my look for each role. It's gotten a little tedious in real life, also, because there's no hiding.
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Nick Offerman Quotes: Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
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Nick Offerman Quote: My wife, the actress Megan Mullally, was an English major at Northwestern University and loves fiction. Like so many things in my life, she curates things for me. For example, I have the daunting prospect of Donna Tartt's
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Quotes about Nick Offerman: I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.
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Quote about Nick Offerman: I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like, 'Dude your ridiculous fake sax playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] inspired me to pick up a horn.'
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Nick Offerman Sayings: I always call performing live
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Nick Offerman Saying: People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I don't want to be fired.
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Sayings about Nick Offerman: Branding is quite an important thing. As an artist, you want to be able to explore facets of yourself.
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