Milton Berle Quotes

Milton Berle Quotes: Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
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Milton Berle Quote: My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
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Quotes about Milton Berle: Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
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Quote about Milton Berle: For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
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Milton Berle Sayings: I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
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Milton Berle Saying: We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for.
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Sayings about Milton Berle: Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
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Saying about Milton Berle: The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
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Milton Berle Quotes: My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said,
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Milton Berle Quote: When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher,
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Quotes about Milton Berle: Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
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