Lewis Black Quotes

Lewis Black Quotes: When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are.
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Lewis Black Quote: Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.
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Quotes about Lewis Black: Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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Quote about Lewis Black: There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
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Lewis Black Sayings: I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.
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Lewis Black Saying: When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
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Sayings about Lewis Black: It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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Saying about Lewis Black: The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
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Lewis Black Quotes: When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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Lewis Black Quote: It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
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Quotes about Lewis Black: How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with ] both parties, it's beyond belief.
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Quote about Lewis Black: If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
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Lewis Black Sayings: I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.
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Lewis Black Saying: I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.
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Sayings about Lewis Black: I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of
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Saying about Lewis Black: Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
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Lewis Black Quotes: In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?
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Lewis Black Quote: I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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