Ken Dodd Quotes

Ken Dodd Quotes: Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!
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Ken Dodd Quote: The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.
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Quotes about Ken Dodd: Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.
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Quote about Ken Dodd: My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'
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