Kathy Griffin Quotes

Kathy Griffin Quotes: I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
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Kathy Griffin Quote: The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
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Quotes about Kathy Griffin: Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.
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Quote about Kathy Griffin: I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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Kathy Griffin Sayings: I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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Kathy Griffin Saying: I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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Sayings about Kathy Griffin: I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
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Saying about Kathy Griffin: The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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Kathy Griffin Quotes: To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.
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Kathy Griffin Quote: Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It's incredible that I didn't die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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Quotes about Kathy Griffin: I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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Quote about Kathy Griffin: I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.
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Kathy Griffin Sayings: It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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