Jim Norton Quotes

Jim Norton Quotes: What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as I'm concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you don't have a hooker in your hotel room, you're creepy and I don't trust you. And I don't do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. That's how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. I'd look like a cat in a hoarders' house.
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Jim Norton Quote: God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror.
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Quotes about Jim Norton: I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
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Quote about Jim Norton: I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.
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