Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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Jim Gaffigan Quote: I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call
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Quotes about Jim Gaffigan: For stand-up comedians that go onstage and get to write and perform and direct, and do all these things, the allure of a television show is still there but if it doesn't offer a level of creative fulfillment, it's oddly unappealing.
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Quote about Jim Gaffigan: They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash.
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Jim Gaffigan Sayings: The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some creative fulfillment, which you do on a nightly basis as a comedian, it's hard to give that up just to be the wacky neighbor on a show.
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Jim Gaffigan Saying: If I was on an airplane, the people in coach would know who I am. But no one in first class would know.
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Sayings about Jim Gaffigan: It's weird, I love acting and stand-up is a very unique, solitary thing where you are the writer, performer and director. But acting is incredibly rewarding, working and interacting with people to create funny moments. I can't imagine not doing acting or stand-up, I really enjoy both of them that much.
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Saying about Jim Gaffigan: Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work:
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Jim Gaffigan Quotes: As I go on in standup, I keep being described as cleaner and cleaner as I do each hour, they're like, 'It's unbelievable how clean,' 'He's the cleanest person in the world.' And then I'll do shows and people will be like, 'You're supposed to be so clean, but you're talking about cancer.'
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Jim Gaffigan Quote: I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there.
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Quotes about Jim Gaffigan: I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving?
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Quote about Jim Gaffigan: What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy?
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Jim Gaffigan Sayings: I was able to make the jump to theaters without having a TV show. My passion for getting a TV show just plummeted. It was like I had already achieved what I wanted to achieve.
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Jim Gaffigan Saying: Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.
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Sayings about Jim Gaffigan: In Indiana, I wasn't anything special. But in New York, I've gone out with girls with purple hair who go out with me because I'm exotic!
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Saying about Jim Gaffigan: I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I'm the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that.
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Jim Gaffigan Quotes: Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies.
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Jim Gaffigan Quote: Kale is a superfood and it's special power is tasting bad.
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