Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy Quotes: I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
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Jeff Foxworthy Quote: Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
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Quotes about Jeff Foxworthy: If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd's
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Quote about Jeff Foxworthy: I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
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Jeff Foxworthy Sayings: I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like
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Jeff Foxworthy Saying: You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
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Sayings about Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
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Saying about Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes: The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy Quote: It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.
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Quotes about Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
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Quote about Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
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Jeff Foxworthy Sayings: Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
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Jeff Foxworthy Saying: You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
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Sayings about Jeff Foxworthy: I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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Saying about Jeff Foxworthy: [about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes: If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!
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Jeff Foxworthy Quote: Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
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