Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich Quotes: Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.
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Janet Evanovich Quote: We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself.
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Quotes about Janet Evanovich: How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
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Quote about Janet Evanovich: [Ranger]
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Janet Evanovich Sayings: And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs.
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Janet Evanovich Saying: As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.
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Sayings about Janet Evanovich: I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?
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Saying about Janet Evanovich: Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn't he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster's cage was clean, I'd be happy to oblige.
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Janet Evanovich Quotes: You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
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Janet Evanovich Quote: That might work,
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Quotes about Janet Evanovich: I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.
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Quote about Janet Evanovich: Do you have someone watching her house?
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Janet Evanovich Sayings: Ranger is an unusual name,
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Janet Evanovich Saying: Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment.
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Sayings about Janet Evanovich: Ranger sent us to check on you,
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Saying about Janet Evanovich: I was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted revenge on me, and I'd been stun gunned. The cobwebs cleared, and I discounted stun gunning.
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Janet Evanovich Quotes: He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun.
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Janet Evanovich Quote: If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
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