Henny Youngman Quotes

Henny Youngman Quotes: My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
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Henny Youngman Quote: Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
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Quotes about Henny Youngman: My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
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Quote about Henny Youngman: Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
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Henny Youngman Sayings: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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Henny Youngman Saying: If I had blood, I'd blush.
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Sayings about Henny Youngman: I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
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Saying about Henny Youngman: A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!
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Henny Youngman Quotes: A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
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Henny Youngman Quote: When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager,
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Quotes about Henny Youngman: My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
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Quote about Henny Youngman: I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
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Henny Youngman Sayings: She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says,
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Henny Youngman Saying: A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?
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