Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes: With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
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Groucho Marx Quote: Chico:
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Quotes about Groucho Marx: In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
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Quote about Groucho Marx: The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Groucho Marx Sayings: The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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Groucho Marx Saying: Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
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Sayings about Groucho Marx: I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.
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Saying about Groucho Marx: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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Groucho Marx Quotes: Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
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Groucho Marx Quote: Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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Quotes about Groucho Marx: If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Quote about Groucho Marx: Don't ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it's often been said that money won't make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the house.
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Groucho Marx Sayings: Women should be obscene, not heard.
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Groucho Marx Saying: No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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Sayings about Groucho Marx: I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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Saying about Groucho Marx: Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Groucho Marx Quotes: Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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Groucho Marx Quote: With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
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