Greg Giraldo Quotes

Greg Giraldo Quotes: I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.
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Greg Giraldo Quote: All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career.
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Quotes about Greg Giraldo: I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.
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Quote about Greg Giraldo: Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I realized that I was actually kinda good at it, and then that was it.
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Greg Giraldo Sayings: When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with my prairie dog was the best way to avoid diseases.
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Greg Giraldo Saying: Some people are just really goofy kind of guitar acts, and they go out and do these colleges and start making a fortune pretty early on. And other people - I know guys who are great comics, who've done the Letterman show many times, who still barely pay their bills.
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Sayings about Greg Giraldo: If being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.
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Saying about Greg Giraldo: On a day-to-day basis, you get tired of waiting to be accepted. In show business, someone else has to say that you're good or that you're worth going to see or worth taping a show. There's a lot of pain here. There's a lot of pain inside. I'm a sad, crying-on-the-inside kind of clown.
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Greg Giraldo Quotes: Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.
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Greg Giraldo Quote: The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
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