Greg Behrendt Quotes

Greg Behrendt Quotes: There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.
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Greg Behrendt Quote: Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust. Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. Some cheaters might give you an excuse, some might not have one at all, some might even blame you. No one can tell you exactly what to do when faced with this very complicated and painful situation. But the bottom line is, is this what you had hoped for in a relationship?
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Quotes about Greg Behrendt: If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
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Quote about Greg Behrendt: big plans require big action
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Greg Behrendt Sayings: I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Greg Behrendt Saying: I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.
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Sayings about Greg Behrendt: I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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Saying about Greg Behrendt: Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
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Greg Behrendt Quotes: If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.
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Greg Behrendt Quote: Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?
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Quotes about Greg Behrendt: It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
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Quote about Greg Behrendt: I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.
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Greg Behrendt Sayings: If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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Greg Behrendt Saying: Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with
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Sayings about Greg Behrendt: Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would...
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Saying about Greg Behrendt: I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.
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Greg Behrendt Quotes: When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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