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Godfrey Quotes: I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.
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Godfrey Quote: I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.
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Quotes about Godfrey: If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.
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Quote about Godfrey: I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.
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Godfrey Sayings: I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.
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Godfrey Saying: I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.
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Sayings about Godfrey: You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.
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Saying about Godfrey: But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.
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Godfrey Quotes: I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.
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Godfrey Quote: Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?
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Quotes about Godfrey: That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.
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Quote about Godfrey: I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.
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Godfrey Sayings: You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?
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