Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

Gilbert Gottfried Quotes: I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.
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Gilbert Gottfried Quote: You can say
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Quotes about Gilbert Gottfried: You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
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Quote about Gilbert Gottfried: I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.
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Gilbert Gottfried Sayings: I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.
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Gilbert Gottfried Saying: I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
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Sayings about Gilbert Gottfried: If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
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Saying about Gilbert Gottfried: There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.
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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes: A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.
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Gilbert Gottfried Quote: I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.
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Quotes about Gilbert Gottfried: I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
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