George Burns Quotes

George Burns Quotes: Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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George Burns Quote: In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
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Quotes about George Burns: It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.
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Quote about George Burns: I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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George Burns Sayings: Lots of people have asked me what Gracie and I did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think the trouble with a lot of people is that they work too hard at staying married. They make a business out of it. When you work too hard at a business you get tired; and when you get tired you get grouchy; and when you get grouchy you start fighting; and when you start fighting you're out of business.
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George Burns Saying: It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Sayings about George Burns: Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
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Saying about George Burns: Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
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