Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

Gabriel Iglesias Quotes: People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.
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Gabriel Iglesias Quote: I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
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Quotes about Gabriel Iglesias: I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.
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Quote about Gabriel Iglesias: TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.
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Gabriel Iglesias Sayings: In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.
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Gabriel Iglesias Saying: I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.
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Sayings about Gabriel Iglesias: That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.
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Saying about Gabriel Iglesias: As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you,
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Gabriel Iglesias Quotes: I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
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Gabriel Iglesias Quote: With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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Quotes about Gabriel Iglesias: I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.
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Quote about Gabriel Iglesias: Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.
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Gabriel Iglesias Sayings: I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.
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Gabriel Iglesias Saying: When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.
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Sayings about Gabriel Iglesias: If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.
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Saying about Gabriel Iglesias: A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.
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Gabriel Iglesias Quotes: TV show's really quick. You're in, you're out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it's really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.
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Gabriel Iglesias Quote: The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.
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