Felipe Esparza Quotes

Felipe Esparza Quotes: I didn't know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That's what I learned. I didn't know how to put a set together.
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Felipe Esparza Quote: According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!
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Quotes about Felipe Esparza: I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.
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Quote about Felipe Esparza: I was born in Sinaloa, Mexico, along with two of my siblings. The rest were born here in the United States. I didn't know we were illegal until I was in the 8th grade. We would call other kids wetbacks, but we were the real wetbacks!
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Felipe Esparza Sayings: A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.
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Felipe Esparza Saying: I also had a stuttering problem. In a Mexican home they don't give you speech therapy; they don't even know what speech therapy is. They just get the belt. If there's a parrot in the house, you better talk better than the parrot.
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