Elayne Boosler Quotes

Elayne Boosler Quotes: I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
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Elayne Boosler Quote: I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
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Quotes about Elayne Boosler: Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.
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Quote about Elayne Boosler: Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
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Elayne Boosler Sayings: Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
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Elayne Boosler Saying: When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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Sayings about Elayne Boosler: I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.
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Saying about Elayne Boosler: I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
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Elayne Boosler Quotes: You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
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