Dov Davidoff Quotes

Dov Davidoff Quotes: The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
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Dov Davidoff Quote: People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
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Quotes about Dov Davidoff: If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.
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Quote about Dov Davidoff: If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
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Dov Davidoff Sayings: The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
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Dov Davidoff Saying: Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
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Sayings about Dov Davidoff: The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
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Saying about Dov Davidoff: I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
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Dov Davidoff Quotes: When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
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Dov Davidoff Quote: Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
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Quotes about Dov Davidoff: I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
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Quote about Dov Davidoff: Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.
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Dov Davidoff Sayings: We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
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Dov Davidoff Saying: The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
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Sayings about Dov Davidoff: Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.
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Saying about Dov Davidoff: Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
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Dov Davidoff Quotes: The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
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Dov Davidoff Quote: Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
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