Don Rickles Quotes

Don Rickles Quotes: Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
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Don Rickles Quote: I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.
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Quotes about Don Rickles: I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
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Quote about Don Rickles: I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.
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Don Rickles Sayings: I do situations and make fun of authority and life.
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Don Rickles Saying: Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?
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Sayings about Don Rickles: I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.
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Saying about Don Rickles: I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
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Don Rickles Quotes: I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I was never very successful because I did it poorly. So I started to talk to the audience and started talking about the atmosphere around me and started to become angry, not in a mean-spirited way, but in a fun way - and my attitude developed from there.
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Don Rickles Quote: I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
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Quotes about Don Rickles: I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.
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