Dom Irrera Quotes

Dom Irrera Quotes: I don't understand people who go to amusement parks. I spend most of my time trying NOT to be nauseous. 'Excuse me, could you strap me in upside down? I'd like to be as sick as humanly possible. I feel great today, I think I'll go down to Funland and snap my neck on the back of a ride. Honey, let's bring the kids, I want to give them a spinal cord injury for Christmas.'
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Dom Irrera Quote: My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had a cold! I don't even have sinuses anymore.
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Quotes about Dom Irrera: You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?
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