Denis Leary Quotes

Denis Leary Quotes: I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'
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Denis Leary Quote: Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it.
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Quotes about Denis Leary: There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's terrific on his show. But I know Louis would play a fantastic dramatic role in something, too. He just needs somebody to grab him and say, 'Come in here and do this.'
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Quote about Denis Leary: That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.
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Denis Leary Sayings: If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
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Denis Leary Saying: I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
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Sayings about Denis Leary: My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.
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Saying about Denis Leary: If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.
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Denis Leary Quotes: Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.
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Denis Leary Quote: It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.
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Quotes about Denis Leary: No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
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Quote about Denis Leary: I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!
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Denis Leary Sayings: When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.
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Denis Leary Saying: The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
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Sayings about Denis Leary: I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory.
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Saying about Denis Leary: Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
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Denis Leary Quotes: Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
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Denis Leary Quote: Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.
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