Dave Chappelle Quotes

Dave Chappelle Quotes: I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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Dave Chappelle Quote: Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
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Quotes about Dave Chappelle: Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
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Quote about Dave Chappelle: Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
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Dave Chappelle Sayings: I want be a guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Dave Chappelle Saying: I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Sayings about Dave Chappelle: I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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Saying about Dave Chappelle: I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
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Dave Chappelle Quotes: The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
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Dave Chappelle Quote: When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Quotes about Dave Chappelle: If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.
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Quote about Dave Chappelle: Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
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Dave Chappelle Sayings: Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
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