Dave Attell Quotes

Dave Attell Quotes: Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.
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Dave Attell Quote: I tell you one thing that's great about children. They don't need a show to have fun. What do they need? A book of matches, some oily rags, a little brother... that's all they need.
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Quotes about Dave Attell: There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.
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Quote about Dave Attell: The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment.
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Dave Attell Sayings: There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.
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Dave Attell Saying: I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.
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