Dana Gould Quotes

Dana Gould Quotes: The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.
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Dana Gould Quote: Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.
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Quotes about Dana Gould: I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
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Quote about Dana Gould: I live in Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. You can be driving down Hollywood Boulevard, see a guy in lipstick and high heels wearing a fur coat masturbating into a mailbox. People giving him a hard time as they drive by: Hey, is that real fur? Of course not! That's sick!
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Dana Gould Sayings: To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.
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Dana Gould Saying: Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
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Sayings about Dana Gould: Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.
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Saying about Dana Gould: Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.
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Dana Gould Quotes: I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.
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Dana Gould Quote: I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
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Quotes about Dana Gould: If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised...
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Quote about Dana Gould: Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.
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Dana Gould Sayings: I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.
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Dana Gould Saying: Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.
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Sayings about Dana Gould: What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.
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Saying about Dana Gould: No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.
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Dana Gould Quotes: I'll never be alone, because I'll always have My Problems with me!
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Dana Gould Quote: You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
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