Craig Ferguson Quotes

Craig Ferguson Quotes: I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
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Craig Ferguson Quote: I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.
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Quotes about Craig Ferguson: Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
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Quote about Craig Ferguson: When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.
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Craig Ferguson Sayings: That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.
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Craig Ferguson Saying: Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.
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Sayings about Craig Ferguson: Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from an audience when you've actually drawn blood from one of their number. It kills the mood.
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Saying about Craig Ferguson: The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'
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Craig Ferguson Quotes: From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
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Craig Ferguson Quote: You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.
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Quotes about Craig Ferguson: Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
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Quote about Craig Ferguson: Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.
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Craig Ferguson Sayings: I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.
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Craig Ferguson Saying: The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.
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Sayings about Craig Ferguson: For example, in Paris, if one desires to buy something, you enter the store and say
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Saying about Craig Ferguson: Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.
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Craig Ferguson Quotes: They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.
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Craig Ferguson Quote: I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.
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