Chris Rock Quotes

Chris Rock Quotes: For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.
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Chris Rock Quote: I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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Quotes about Chris Rock: If you're a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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Quote about Chris Rock: Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
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Chris Rock Sayings: There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
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Chris Rock Saying: Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
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Sayings about Chris Rock: No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
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Saying about Chris Rock: I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Chris Rock Quotes: I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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Chris Rock Quote: You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
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Quotes about Chris Rock: The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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Quote about Chris Rock: So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress. There's been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. The question is, you know, my kids are smart, educated, beautiful, polite children. There have been smart, educated, beautiful, polite black children for hundreds of years. The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let's hope America keeps producing nicer white people.
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Chris Rock Sayings: I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.
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Chris Rock Saying: People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
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Sayings about Chris Rock: I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying
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Saying about Chris Rock: It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.
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Chris Rock Quotes: So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America ... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.
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Chris Rock Quote: My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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