Carol Leifer Quotes

Carol Leifer Quotes: Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.
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Carol Leifer Quote: Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.
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Quotes about Carol Leifer: My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'
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Quote about Carol Leifer: Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show.
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