Carl Hiaasen Quotes

Carl Hiaasen Quotes: There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, look!
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Carl Hiaasen Quote: Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject.
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Quotes about Carl Hiaasen: The Thieves of Manhattan is a sly and cutting riff on the book-publishing world that is quite funny unless you happen to be an author, in which case the novel will make you consider a more sensible profession-like being a rodeo clown, for example, or a crab-fisherman in the Bering Sea.
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Quote about Carl Hiaasen: Like Richard Price and the late, great Elmore Leonard, Matt Burgess is one of those cool, quick and funny writers who can turn a seemingly routine crime caper into something special.
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Carl Hiaasen Sayings: Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.
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Carl Hiaasen Saying: The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happens in real life.
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Sayings about Carl Hiaasen: That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.
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