Bob Hope Quotes

Bob Hope Quotes: A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Bob Hope Quote: My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.
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Quotes about Bob Hope: Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Quote about Bob Hope: Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
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Bob Hope Sayings: It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.
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Bob Hope Saying: I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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Sayings about Bob Hope: I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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Saying about Bob Hope: The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Bob Hope Quotes: Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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Bob Hope Quote: Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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Quotes about Bob Hope: I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Quote about Bob Hope: It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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Bob Hope Sayings: Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
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Bob Hope Saying: She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
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Sayings about Bob Hope: You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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Saying about Bob Hope: Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Bob Hope Quotes: To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Bob Hope Quote: Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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