Billy Connolly Quotes

Billy Connolly Quotes: I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
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Billy Connolly Quote: The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.
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Quotes about Billy Connolly: If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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Quote about Billy Connolly: I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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Billy Connolly Sayings: Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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Billy Connolly Saying: On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
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Sayings about Billy Connolly: I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
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Saying about Billy Connolly: So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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Billy Connolly Quotes: Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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Billy Connolly Quote: Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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Quotes about Billy Connolly: I'd never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I've been learning more about it as I've been doing interviews. I didn't even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they'd made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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Quote about Billy Connolly: Now the country is in a terrible state and you've blamed it on a number of things - unemployment rate, the value of the pound, and all that. It's actually because the national anthem is boring.
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Billy Connolly Sayings: I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
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Billy Connolly Saying: I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
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Sayings about Billy Connolly: I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.
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