Bill Cosby Quotes

Bill Cosby Quotes: There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
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Bill Cosby Quote: The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
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Quotes about Bill Cosby: I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
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Quote about Bill Cosby: Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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Bill Cosby Sayings: If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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Bill Cosby Saying: Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.
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Sayings about Bill Cosby: My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.
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Saying about Bill Cosby: Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?''No, tell me about it.'Well there's this girl Crazy Mary, you put some in her drink man, she, 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaah.'Oh yeah, that's really groovy man, Spanish fly is groovy, yeah.From then on, any time you see a girl: 'Wish I had some Spanish fly.'Go to a party see five girls standing alone: 'Boy if I had a whole jug of Spanish fly, I'd light that corner up over there. HAAAAAAH.'
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Bill Cosby Quotes: You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Bill Cosby Quote: I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Quotes about Bill Cosby: I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms it had nothing to do with the color of them I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.
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Quote about Bill Cosby: Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
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Bill Cosby Sayings: Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
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Bill Cosby Saying: My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.
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Sayings about Bill Cosby: While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.
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Saying about Bill Cosby: Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
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Bill Cosby Quotes: Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Bill Cosby Quote: It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
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