Artie Lange Quotes

Artie Lange Quotes: Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.
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Artie Lange Quote: I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
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Quotes about Artie Lange: For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.
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Quote about Artie Lange: Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
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Artie Lange Sayings: The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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Artie Lange Saying: Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
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Sayings about Artie Lange: But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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Saying about Artie Lange: I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.
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Artie Lange Quotes: I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.
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Artie Lange Quote: Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
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