Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

Anthony Jeselnik Quotes: What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.
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Anthony Jeselnik Quote: I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.
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Quotes about Anthony Jeselnik: I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.
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Quote about Anthony Jeselnik: I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.
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Anthony Jeselnik Sayings: Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.
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Anthony Jeselnik Saying: When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.
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Sayings about Anthony Jeselnik: I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and do exactly what I wanted to do. That way I would never have to change for anybody.
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Saying about Anthony Jeselnik: My dad's been having a hard time lately. Keeps on losing his keys. Can't hang on to a set of keys to save his life. And he has tried everything too: little hook next to the door, little bowl next to his bed, keychain makes a noise when you whistle. Nothing worked. So finally, this year for his birthday, the whole family chipped in - and we put him in a home.
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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes: An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
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Anthony Jeselnik Quote: In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble.
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Quotes about Anthony Jeselnik: Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.
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Quote about Anthony Jeselnik: I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.
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Anthony Jeselnik Sayings: My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.
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Anthony Jeselnik Saying: I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.
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Sayings about Anthony Jeselnik: I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.
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Saying about Anthony Jeselnik: Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.
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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes: You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.
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Anthony Jeselnik Quote: Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend.
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