Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney Quotes: The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.
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Andy Rooney Quote: Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Quotes about Andy Rooney: I think a draft produces a better Army than the one we would have with all volunteers, because I think you get average Americans if you have a draft. And if it's an all-volunteer Army, you get people who join up because of some problem in their own lives. They don't have anything else to do, they don't have a job, or they can't find what they want to do, so they join the Army. And it doesn't produce the best Army.
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Quote about Andy Rooney: Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.
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Andy Rooney Sayings: I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
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Andy Rooney Saying: In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.
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Sayings about Andy Rooney: There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting in trouble for it. I've made a list of safe targets and I probably ought to stick to those. Politicians, for instance. You can say anything you want about them, and it doesn't matter how unfair you are. People seem to like it.
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Saying about Andy Rooney: I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let the day go by without making an offering, whether you mean it or not. Money exceeds affection.
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Andy Rooney Quotes: We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
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Andy Rooney Quote: I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
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Quotes about Andy Rooney: My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.
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Quote about Andy Rooney: I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.
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Andy Rooney Sayings: Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be ...
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Andy Rooney Saying: It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.
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Sayings about Andy Rooney: People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Saying about Andy Rooney: Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love. Beep.' 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic... speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
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Andy Rooney Quotes: A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.
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Andy Rooney Quote: I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
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