Andy Borowitz Quotes

Andy Borowitz Quotes: Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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Andy Borowitz Quote: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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Quotes about Andy Borowitz: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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