Amy Sedaris Quotes

Amy Sedaris Quotes: It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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Amy Sedaris Quote: The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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Quotes about Amy Sedaris: I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
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Quote about Amy Sedaris: Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
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Amy Sedaris Sayings: I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even when I'm offered work, I always want small parts. When it comes to things that other people have written, I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm terrible at memorizing a script and reading lines. I get confused and I don't understand and it just looks fake to me. It's more difficult for me to be creative that way.
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Amy Sedaris Saying: If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.
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Sayings about Amy Sedaris: Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.
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Saying about Amy Sedaris: I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
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Amy Sedaris Quotes: Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
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Amy Sedaris Quote: Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
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Quotes about Amy Sedaris: I live in the moment.
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Quote about Amy Sedaris: As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
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Amy Sedaris Sayings: Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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Amy Sedaris Saying: I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
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