Alonzo Bodden Quotes

Alonzo Bodden Quotes: I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
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Alonzo Bodden Quote: Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
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Quotes about Alonzo Bodden: There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make a name for yourself and to be famous would be great - because it would give me that freedom.
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