Adam Carolla Quotes

Adam Carolla Quotes: When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Adam Carolla Quote: Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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Quotes about Adam Carolla: Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Quote about Adam Carolla: If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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Adam Carolla Sayings: I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Adam Carolla Saying: [Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Sayings about Adam Carolla: Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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Saying about Adam Carolla: If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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Adam Carolla Quotes: I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Adam Carolla Quote: I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Quotes about Adam Carolla: As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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